Five Ways to Make X Look Like the Dickhead He Is

[Following is an experimental piece I wrote for theNewerYork a year-or-so ago. It combines mathematics and juvenile self-loathing. All that’s missing from this Neopolitan combo is the strawberry flavor.] 1. Neo-Yiddish Poo-Poo Sequence: X + [shm(X-Y)] X = thing you want to poo-poo Y = consonant(s) prefixing X; if there are no consonant(s) prefixing X, Y=0 Example: You… Continue reading Five Ways to Make X Look Like the Dickhead He Is