Author: Ben van Loon

#haiku the scientists know nothing; i have golden hair and know everything

#haiku he’s auctioning off gleaming cubes of empty space and calling them black

#haiku an alien race transmuting through space and time breathing human dust

#haiku his private planet everlasting canopy, golden atmosphere

#haiku green laser blaster photon cannons set to kill dead in a vacuum

#haiku bat boy vampire attacks des plaines trailer park gets news coverage

#haiku world’s greatest healthcare plan: don’t get sick, don’t get hurt, never go outside

#haiku summer in mid-march hot noon sun, heavy parka hot dogs and coffee